Thursday, September 30, 2010

9/30/10 – A Nice Day in Nashville

















I truly enjoyed getting back the extra hour of sleep I lost several weeks ago. After dispensing with the customary 3 S’s, I took a short ride into downtown Nashville. The main drag is Broadway and it’s reminiscent of 6th Street in Austin, TX, with lots of clubs, bars and restaurants that all feature live music. The main difference is that all the music in Nashville is basically just Hillbilly music. Sure, it ranges from Bluegrass to Country Rock, but it’s all Hillbilly music. That said, Nashville is a very nice town and the glass skyscrapers have character that contrasts nicely with the old town brick buildings. It’s also a compact town with all the amenities within close range of downtown, including LP Stadium, where the Titan’s play. After walking around and getting a new pair of cheap sunglasses to replace the ones I broke yesterday, I enjoyed a nice lunch at the Big River Brewing Works. While eating lunch, I got directions to the Grand Ole Opry House from the barmaid.

It turns out that the Grand Ole Opry House is the only landmark in Nashville that’s not in the downtown area. I rode over there and found that it’s still being cleaned-up from the record flooding of the Cumberland River that occurred back in early May. Tonight is opening night for the first time since the flood and the nearby mall and hotel is still closed from all the flood damage. My take is that the Grand Ole Opry is neither Grand, nor Old, but it’s grounds are nicely manicured.

At about 3:00, I headed out for St. Louis. As I rode from TN into Kentucky and pulled into a rest stop to check my bearings. As I suspected, I was about 70 miles off-course and the friendly lady had a small slip of pre-printed instructions to get me back on track. It turns out that many users of Google Maps get into the same predicament so they have printed piles of tiny directions to get people back on course. Fortunately for me, the detour put me onto KY Parkways, which are really freeways that have no traffic and a 75 MPH speed limit. Riding into Indiana, there was a powerful roadside display of thousands of little white crosses in a harvested wheat field. In the middle was a huge sign with a picture of a baby that says “Pro-Choice? These Babies Had No Choice”. The anti-abortion folks here in the Bible Belt pull no punches. The number of brick churches with white gables and steeples is truly astounding. The myriad of different religious denominations is staggering, but the churches all look pretty much the same.


By the time I crossed into IL, it was getting dark and I was low on gas, so I pulled-off in Mt. Vernon, IL and filled-up both me and Bessy before finding a $33.99 motel that left the light on for me.

Tomorrow I’ll report on my exploration of St. Louis.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

9/29/10 – Taming the Dragon




















This morning I was more excited than a terrorist getting ready to blow-up his first public marketplace. The Dragon’s Tail is to Biker’s, what Mecca is to Islamic Pilgrims, but without hundreds of people getting trampled. I had the best shower of my trip with a free-flowing shower that blasted like a fire hydrant. Sure, the hot was cold and cold was hot, but the pressure was phenomenal. I checked-out of the motel and got directions to the Dragon from the front desk clerk. He told me to be real careful, ‘cause there’s a lot of cops out there. I was careful and oncoming bikers used hand gestures to warn when speed traps were approaching. Today was crystal clear and temps were in the mid-70’s in the flatlands to high 50’s at the high passes of the Smokey Mountains, above 5,500 feet.

At the start of the Dragon’ Tail I stopped at a little souvenir shop and I met Matthew from Florida who was here to ride the Dragon on his fake-Harley, Yamaha, that’s much better than a real Harley. I led the way through the Dragon and it was a fantastic ride. There were hundreds of bikes, even though it’s the last Wednesday in September. I can’t imagine how many bikers are here in the peak summer season. We enjoyed a nice lunch in North Carolina at Deal’s Gap, which is the end of the Dragon. Matthew said there was a 120 mile loop we could ride that was supposed to be fantastic and it was. After lunch and buying more souvenirs we headed-out to tackle the Cherohala Skyway through the Smokey Mountains. Shortly into our ride, we saw the Cheoah Dam that Harrison Ford jumped from in the Fugitive Movie. The mountain roads rise from sea level to over 5,500 feet and it got cold at the top so I loaned my leather jacket to Matthew. Overall the ride was superlative and the road conditions were also excellent.

We finished our ride through the Smokies around 6:00 and Matthew headed to meet family and friends in Atlanta, while I headed west towards Nashville. I caught a fabulous sunset before finally landing at a nice Econolodge 20 miles outside Nashville. I was thrilled to learn that somewhere today I gained an hour and it was only 7:45 and not 8:45 as I thought.

What a fabulous day!

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

9/28/10 – Howa All Y’all Do’ in?








Have you ever wondered how the South was settled by the King’s disciples and yet they turned the Queen’s English into something that’s almost incomprehensible? Virtually everywhere else in the U.S. people speak normal English, sure NY, NJ and New England have their own special quirks, but how did the South wander so far off the path? Last night when I asked the young clerk for a recommendation for dinner, he suggested the Mex-ee-Kan’ rest-rawnt nest doooora. He said it has a great Boa-are. I asked him three times what a Boa-are is and he finally told me it’s a place to drink alcohol. The people here are exceptionally nice and their language is even charming, but sometimes it’s a bit frustrating. After listening to the rain pound on my window most of the night, this morning was dry, cool and cloudy. Overall it was a good day to ride through the Blue Ridge and Smokey Mountains. As I rode through VA, TN and NC today, I learned there are three things people here love:

(1) Jesus - I stopped for lunch in the small town of Salem, VA that had 3 churches at one intersection. I’m pretty sure this is where parishioners flop around on the church floors, handle deadly vipers, and damn to Hell anyone who doesn’t cheer for the Hoakies.

(2) NASCAR - As I passed through Bristol, VA into Bristol, TN, it was pretty clear that people here love guys who drive around in circles at 200 MPH. The billboards all have NASCAR references like “Clean your laundry with the Tide-Ride”.

(3) College Football - People around here wear the colors of their college football team and their NASCAR sponsor.

One thing I noticed today was that the Blue Ridge Mountains are exceptionally green and the climbing vines take over complete forests, swallowing-up trees in thick foliage that looks like circus animals and big green ghosts. Also, there’s very little smoke in the Smokey Mountains, so perhaps the name refers to the fact that everyone here smokes rather that any particular attribute about the mountains themselves. Finally, I’m happy to report that the Fireworks Superstores have returned in Tennessee. I know there’s at least one other pyromaniac viewing my blog who loves fireworks as much as I do [you know who you are].

Tonight I set-up camp at a decent motel in Knoxville, TN, which is about a 30 minute ride to the Dragon’s Tail. If you have ignored my previous directives, please paste the following link into your browser to see the Dragon’s Tail http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74RQqdUly5U AND http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3210401031953742296#. Tomorrow, I’ll report on riding the Dragon’s Tail. Enough of my bloviating for today.

Monday, September 27, 2010

9/27/10 – Soggy Day in VA





It rained heavily all night and it was still raining lightly when I set out late this morning. It was a slow ride southwest out of the D.C. Metro area. Once past Dulles, traffic lightened-up considerably. The weather toggled between light showers and heavy downpours with temps in the 70’s all day long, but I was comfortable and dry, until I wasn’t. I’ll get to that later.

My ride today was basically a diagonal lengthwise ride across Virginia, from the northeast corner to the southwestern city of Roanoke. It was a long 300+ mile ride due to the conditions, but the state is absolutely beautiful. I only wish the weather was better so I could better see the Blue Ridge Mountains and Shenandoah Valley. The hills were shrouded in clouds and the scenery was muted by gray skies and rain. If the weather were accommodating I was tentatively planning to ride the 100-miles of Skyline Drive along the top of the Blue Ridge range, but the thought of twisty mountain roads with tons of wet leaves and zero visibility in the clouds made my decision to stay on I-81 and easy call. From all I’ve read, Skyline Drive in the fall is breathtaking, but not today. I passed by many Civil War battlefields and they’re all pretty much the same; they look like huge rectangle football fields surrounded by thick groves of trees. Some are now cow pastures, but most are surrounded by log fences with plaques telling the horrors and valor that happened at each site. I kept wondering whether the horrific casualties and outcome of the war would have been much different if one side would have thought about fighting a Taliban-style guerilla war by hiding in the trees and setting booby-traps, instead of beating drums and carrying flags in a giant scrum with guns, bayonets and canons on the 50-yard line. I suppose it seems obvious now.

After about 125 miles I needed a break and I saw a sign for Naked Hill winery. Hey, this sounds better than a Rest Stop; I can take break and enjoy a bit of nerve tonic. I rode 2 miles through light showers and encountered a tractor pulling a tall stack of tubs filled with grapes that had tipped-over. They were busily reloading the fruit in the rain as I proceeded up to the winery. I enjoyed a flight of 3 whites and 3 reds, including a pretty good barrel-aged chardonnay and a very respectable cabernet franc. Naked Hill was named by George Washington and it’s where the winery grows its estate wine grapes. The winery sells cute T-shirts; one has “DRINK NAKED” on the front and “Warning: Operating heavy machinery or a motor vehicle while becoming pregnant may be hazardous to your health.” I opted for a shirt that has the winery logo on the front and “I only drink wine on days that end with Y” on the back. I was contemplating what the shirts would have looked like if they had been printed in the Philippines [Inside joke: “SunPower, on one side…”]. Anyway, it was a nice break and I met some cool people from South Africa, who insisted on taking my picture. Another 100 miles down the road I pulled into a rest stop with a busload of elderly Virginia Tech boosters who were triumphantly returning from the Hoakies’ 19 – 0 route over Boston College. Several of them came over, including the bus driver, and we talked for a while about my journey and all-them-all, seemed real amazed.

I pressed-on through the rain and at about 6:00 I decided I would spend the night in Roanoke, which was less than 50 miles south. With that decision made, I decided to check out the Natural Bridge that sits 2 miles off the highway near Roanoke. It’s an amazing place and George Washington came to the site in 1750 as a young surveyor on behalf of Thomas Fairfax, 6th Lord Fairfax of Cameron. Thomas Jefferson purchased 157 acres (635,000 m²) of land including the Natural Bridge from King George III of England for 20 shillings in 1774. He called it "the most sublime of nature's works". Jefferson built a two-room log cabin, with one room reserved for guests, beginning its use as a retreat. While President, in 1802, he surveyed the place with his own hands. It has been said that Jefferson was able to throw a stone from the ground below the bridge to the top. Many famous guests stayed here, including John Marshall, James Monroe, Henry Clay, Sam Houston, and Martin Van Buren.

When I got there it had stopped raining and the lady said that it’s just a short ¼ mile hike down to the rock formation, which is true, but she didn’t mention that the total hike around the loop is more like 3 miles. By the time I finished the hike it was dark and pouring rain. I stopped for gas and was told in nearly incomprehensible southern English that the nearest motel was 20 miles away. I set-out in the downpour and locked-in at 50 mph with intense concentration on the lane reflectors. When I got to the Super 8, I was wet and tired, but happy to have a warm shower and a dry place to stay tonight. A young college student who’s studying accounting checked me in and recommended I dine at the Mexican restaurant next door. It was a great call and I enjoyed my meal and a big Dos XX.

Tomorrow, the forecast for this part of the world is a high of 72 under mostly sunny skies. Perfect for riding the Dragon! Please paste the following link in your browser to get a sense for what the Dragon represents to bikers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74RQqdUly5U . 2010 has been a great year for the Dragon: only one death, compared to five in 2009 and four in 2008. Yes dear, I’ll ride safe; I promise not to be number two.